Bathroom Rodeo.

I rode the train home from Louisiana yesterday.
This sign wasn't really on the bathroom wall, but should have been.


A Warning to All Pregnant Passengers:

Train will reach very high speeds. Shocks are not good on the train. You will be slammed mercilessly into the wall as you try desperately to ensure that all of the urine from your bladder actually makes it into the tiny, probably very germy, toilet. All this while you attempt to do the "gas station squat".
Also, restroom doors do not always function properly, especially when the train reaches speeds in excess of 60 miles per hour, and may fly open while you are using the facilities. If this happens, please use caution, as you will now be urinating with one hand keeping the door closed, and the other will be flailing about as you try to keep your balance.
Please clean up after yourself.
Amtrak is not responsible for wet clothing or broken bones.
Thank you for travelling with Amtrak. Have a nice ride.