Poor Giovanni is miserably sick...he took some sort of pill to help him sleep, which is supposed to knock you out...but apparently it threw him for a loop before it did it's job. He started talking crazy while we were eating lunch (insinuating that the silverware that we were using was stolen) so I told him to go to bed...a few minutes later I walked into the bedroom to find him hunched over the edge of the bed with a stethescope pressed to his knee. Yes, his knee.
C: What are you doing, I thought you were going to bed...?
G: I CAN'T HEAR MY HEARTBEAT.
C: Uhhh, ok. (sensing that there's some fun to be had.) You know why you can't find your heartbeat? Cause you're actually DEAD. You are really dead right now.
G: OH. MY. GOD. (Panicking)
After much wailing and gnashing of teeth and mourning for his poor dead self, he threw himself on the bed and asked, very politely, "May I go to sleep now, please?"
He did, but not before telling me repeatedly that I am a hateful, hateful wife. I think I also heard him muttering something about me being a "meanie weenie".
I just checked on him and he's knocked out...poor thing.
Hahahahahahaha
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Oh Casey, I feel G's pain....any kind of meds like that knock me for a loop, too! Nothing wrong with having a little fun with him....he probably won't even remember it! LOL!
{{HUGS}}
Robin :o)
that is hilarious!!
oh goodness you dont need to post anything like this !!!!!! you will make me have this Baby!!!!
hahahaha!!!! That is great!
So funny! You need to break out the video if he does that again today! Future blackmail....
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